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Dec
29th
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Off early and locked out of the house. So, The Village Pub it is!

Nov
28th
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I think I’d like to switch to a Samsung Galaxy S ii for a year and blog about it. Interesting, or a mind-numbing bore?

Nov
25th
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FACT: My recycle bin = auxiliary trash can.

Oct
19th
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“Have faith. That’s part of your job, right?” HST to editor. http://t.co/4UgU6uu9

Oct
17th
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What do you do when someone parks in your driveway and walks up the street? I get my gun.

Oct
15th
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CONFIRMED: Baby does not respond to gentle pleas of “shut up, shut up, shut up.”

Oct
13th
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Wife and new baby sleeping and listening to @miriamjones http://t.co/1oKqtfkR

Oct
12th
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Need more sugar babies.

Oct
8th
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RT @Ihnatko: I never realized that the text in the TextEdit icon is the “Crazy Ones” speech. (Thanks, @toddwichmann) http://t.co/DpSaKn2V

Oct
7th
Fri
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When pregnant wife says “I’m a big, fat whale,” your response should not be: “Well…” #learnfromme