December 2011
1 post
Off early and locked out of the house. So, The Village Pub it is!
Dec 30th
November 2011
2 posts
I think I’d like to switch to a Samsung Galaxy S ii for a year and blog about it. Interesting, or a mind-numbing bore?
Nov 28th
FACT: My recycle bin = auxiliary trash can.
Nov 25th
October 2011
8 posts
“Have faith. That’s part of your job, right?” HST to editor. http://t.co/4UgU6uu9
Oct 19th
What do you do when someone parks in your driveway and walks up the street? I get my gun.
Oct 17th
CONFIRMED: Baby does not respond to gentle pleas of “shut up, shut up, shut up.”
Oct 15th
Wife and new baby sleeping and listening to @miriamjones http://t.co/1oKqtfkR
Oct 14th
Need more sugar babies.
Oct 12th
RT @Ihnatko: I never realized that the text in the TextEdit icon is the “Crazy Ones” speech. (Thanks, @toddwichmann) http://t.co/DpSaKn2V
Oct 9th
When pregnant wife says “I’m a big, fat whale,” your response should not be: “Well…” #learnfromme
Oct 7th
From the birth plan: Matt does not wish to cut the cord or see anything gross. If you’re not sure it’s gross, it’s gross to him. #babycoming
Oct 6th
September 2011
3 posts
Just went from jaguar.com to helotc.com. What a leap!
Sep 16th
My driver, smiling. @ Village Pub & Beer Garden http://t.co/Cy8U6SK
Sep 7th
SportsNight on NetFlix. That is all.
Sep 3rd
August 2011
2 posts
Does this Prosser also have a predilection for little fur hats? http://t.co/dAHLziL #ultranerdjoke
Aug 27th
Displeased with Lion, I may take this opportunity to learn Windows 7. Or Linux. Or poke myself in the eye.
Aug 15th
July 2011
9 posts
Yeah, ok. So I’m out.
Jul 26th
Hey, I found something improved with Lion. About this Mac looks better! #lionFTW
Jul 24th
I swear, one more thing doesn’t work like I want it to, I’m selling this thing, buying a Dell, and using the excess cash for drugs.
Jul 22nd
Accidentally typing “booble.com” gets you exactly where you’d think it would.
Jul 11th
Hey, so I went to a Florence and The Machine show last week, and U2 closed for them.
Jul 9th
Worked from 6:45 AM to 11:00 PM, and am up and ready to do it again. I see a car nap in my future.
Jul 7th
Just saw Tree Of Life, and now I want to punch Brad Pitt in the face.
Jul 5th
Hate concerts http://instagr.am/p/G2mXw/
Jul 4th
Today’s the first time I’ve checked out Bing on my iPhone. These google buttons are for shit.
Jul 2nd
June 2011
6 posts
I’ve left “organize messages by thread” turned on for a week now. Still hate it.
Jun 30th
Must MUST paint dingy new office. What color should it be?
Jun 28th
In the name of all that you hold dear, please recommend to me a Nashville dentist! #toothache
Jun 9th
In fact I am grilling hamburgers in my underwear. http://twitpic.com/57lhko
Jun 6th
Requests from @redyer: nuggets, fries, and lemonade from Wendy’s, and ice cream from Sonic. I’m such a good husband!
Jun 4th
RT @justwinston: Movies in the park would be so much better without all the teenagers. #getoffmylawn
Jun 2nd
May 2011
3 posts
RT @The40YearOldBoy: Urban Outfitters, the Carlos Mencia of retail: http://bit.ly/kvbMdt. If a corporation decides to manufacture nonsen …
May 28th
RT @bajaburrito: Hey! 10% of lunch sales go to Junior Achievement today. Bring yourself and support JA!
May 26th
RT @kateo: If you think it’s OK to be Takei (or even gay!), ask Governor @BillHaslam to #VetoHB600. http://bit.ly/kRhEgi cc: @GeorgeTakei
May 20th
April 2011
8 posts
Wife: What were you going to cook? Me: Pan-seared duck. Wife: Where were you going to find duck? Me: At the park.
Apr 30th
RT @The40YearOldBoy: Pope Benedict sent a message to Catholics that “technology can’t replace God”. Pretty big talk for a guy wearing a …
Apr 27th
Music Nerds. Have your mind blown: http://bit.ly/fjdy0u Lead singer was Wakko on Animanicas.
Apr 21st
Wife = pregnant. FTW!
Apr 20th
RT @SarahKSilverman: What WOULDN’T Jesus do. Am I right?? (via @blatherskyte)
Apr 18th
RT @danbenjamin: The Pipeline #50: @zefrank - 5by5 http://t.co/98OrQYh
Apr 15th
One HOUR of my life wrestling with @wellsfargo and now the department I’m trying to reach has JUST closed. #hatehatehate
Apr 13th
Fact: It’s 8PM on Sunday, and I’m doing work. Kill. Me.
Apr 4th
March 2011
10 posts
Just spent 30 min. in the kitchen looking for something to cook for dinner. Disheartened, I got an ice cream cone and turned off the light.
Mar 26th
I miss this girl http://instagr.am/p/CYIch/ (via @jaredsinclair) Me: I miss the girl on the right.
Mar 20th
Yes, I tried turning it off and on again. Next, I’m going to try making it U-shaped.
Mar 17th
RT: @bfluke: Just recorded this acoustic version of Alas We Aspire with @amystroup in LA. Check it out. http://t.co/rSU6FfQ
Mar 15th
New Mountain Goats Album is up for listen on NPR. I like! http://n.pr/gRcuwi
Mar 14th
Tonight I’m listening to Klezmer Funk. Dig it: http://abrahamincmusic.com/
Mar 11th
This is the first thing I’ve created from nothing in a while: http://yfrog.com/h0qxqop
Mar 9th
I can’t believe I just voluntarily clicked this without thinking about it: RT: @gruber: The #dickwart : http://t.co/qwD1YZQ
Mar 8th